Wednesday, February 6, 2008

step up 3: if you're into it

sometimes, i have inspired moments, and i had one today. i'm not sure if you all are fans of flight of the conchords (if you aren't, you should be), but there's this great little song called "if you're into it" which is just amazing. and since my friend r has a crush on this guy, whom she attempts to woo by busting a fly move, i modified the lyrics a little so that she'll have something to sing during the dance routine....

r:
if you want me to,
i could dance 'round for you
if i only knew
that's what you're into

j:
you and her, her and you
if that's what you're into
her dancin' 'round around you
you're watchin' her, yeah you're there too

r:
and if you want me to, i will step up on a car for you
i will step up on a car for you
if that's what you're into

j:
how 'bout her doin' moves
steppin' up like step up 2
steppin' up in front of you
is that what you'd wanna view?

r:
if it's cool with you
i'll let you do some dancin' too
we could hip hop for two
if that's what you're into

j:
is that what you're into?
her and you, dancin' too?
that's what she's prepared to do
is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

r:
and then maybe later
we can show our fly moves to a hater
take it to the hood if you're feeling antsy
do you think that might be what you fancy?

j:
dancin' round with fly moves
showin' haters that you're coo'
bein' fly, bein' coo'
we heard that's what you're into

r:
then on our next date
you could be my dance mate
i don't know if jules is keen to
but maybe she could bust a move too

j:
how 'bout you and two girls
bustin' moves, you, r and jules
dancin' with two chicks, bein' coo'
well, that's if jules's into it too

r:
all the things i'd do
things i'd do for you
if i only knew
that's what you're into

no, i don't really know where that came from. but i can tell you that r and i have an entire movie plot now based on this song, and since i will be in LA this summer, we plan on pitching it to the hollywood bigwigs. we're going to be rich and famous. the next damon and affleck, if you will. but we promise not to let the fame go to our heads. we remember what it was like to be the little guy too.

2 comments:

Ben Darfler said...

I love those guys. I caught up with their HBO show a few weeks ago.

Lana said...

That is completely and utterly hysterical