Fishing for company

I just sent the following to my uncle, aunt, and grandmother:

Subject: On the off-chance that anyone remembers -

Body: that I was born on October 28th, I join you in wishing myself a happy birthday.

Cheers, fam.

Love,

-A

This betrays the completely sour mood I'm in. I don't usually care about these things. Proof positive? You didn't know it was my birthday until I posted, didja? No. Because I don't post these things on Facebook.

What a freaking horrendous day.

So here's to my continuing mission to get older and avoid the alternative for as long as possible. Holding steady at 24 now.

Skoal and much love to all,

-A

"Joe" for President

I think he had the most stage presence during the third presidential debate. And during that part where the politicians discussed how they had hurt each other's feelings... well let's just say that I practiced my scrawl for that write-in slot.

All hail "Joe", for he of the 15 namechecks during the presidential debate shall rule the Earth.

This thing is giving me a migraine, but it's like a train wreck. I... can't... tear... my... eyes... away...